|Henry's my name. Henry Holland.
This is our Pawtobiography.
We begin our story with a little pawdicament my sister Guinness and
I got into.
We were up very late one nite, when all the uprights were sleeping.
We snuck from bed to have a conFURence about a big pawblem.
You see, whenever we went for a ride in the car, there were not enough
windows for all of us to put our snouts out.
This had caused conflict in our happy home, which consists of 5 snouts,
twenty paws and our Uprights, of course.