Patrick and Cricket went to the Pet Store to select their wedding
“Why do they call it a pet store when you can't buy pets?” asked
“You should never buy pets at a store," said Patrick. "Those
pets come from puppy mills, where the mothers and fathers are kept like
prisoners to keep having puppies. They don't get to see good vets
to keep them healthy and they have problems that get passed on to their
puppies. Then they take them away when they are way too young so
the bad guys can make money on them."
"So this is the GOOD kind of pet store," thought Cricket, "the kind
where you buy things FOR your pet."
"That's right," said Patrick. "And where you buy your wedding tags
to get married!"